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David Eber | Captain Dave | Captain Ohana Dave
David Eber | Captain Dave | Captain Ohana Dave
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David Eber | Captain Dave | Captain Ohana Dave
David Eber | Captain Dave | Captain Ohana Dave
About Ohana
About Ohana
Ohana's 2025 Upgrades
About Capt. Dave
Capt. Dave Eber
Contact Me
Captain Services
Social Media
Instagram Pictures
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Yeah, I think I’m no longer a corporate minion!!!
Yeah, I think I’m no longer a corporate minion!!!
It’s so cool anchoring where I am between the Wednesday sailboat races coming right past me and in the morning watching all the Navy Midshipmen, run and work out… The energy, their synchronization… It’s very picturesque.
Thanks for a connection I made with the service manager of North Sails. I now know to listen to channel 72 on Wednesday night so I know what’s going on… I just did not know I’d be in the middle of the freaking finish line. Holy cow.!!!
And it looks like my old marina manager from Pier 7 (Will) was in the lead!!! Looked like he was the captain and almost fricking clipped the front of Ohana! (Boat in video was not him… He flew past me before I realized I was in the middle of the finish line!) . God I love this town!
Reason why we (@lazygeckosailing) hate doing repairs. The repair takes 10 min…the clean up takes 2hrs!! And you always have to remake a freaking bed in the process!!!
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Jeremiah has it lucky… 2 helpers & 1 to just sit there and look
Reason why we (@lazygeckosailing) hate doing repairs. The repair takes 10 min…the clean up takes 2hrs!! And you always have to remake a freaking bed in the process!!! . Jeremiah has it lucky… 2 helpers & 1 to just sit there and look cute towards her daddy.
Generator error was because the impeller error failed!!!… A quick fix! The hardest part is digging underneath the port birth to get the parts!
Generator error was because the impeller error failed!!!… A quick fix! The hardest part is digging underneath the port birth to get the parts!
🚨NEW BLOG JUST DROPPED: NSFW, NSFL (Not Safe for Lawn people)🚨
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Got struck by lightning, inked my forearm, and now I’m pulling $2K weekends whoring myself out… for boats. (Relax, Mom — humans can’t afford me.)
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👉 See my
🚨NEW BLOG JUST DROPPED: NSFW, NSFL (Not Safe for Lawn people)🚨 . Got struck by lightning, inked my forearm, and now I’m pulling $2K weekends whoring myself out… for boats. (Relax, Mom — humans can’t afford me.) . 👉 See my IG Profile for link to BLOG 👈
The ex wanted a foot can crusher I had to make the command decision… And man, I hit the nail on the head! …this is the coolest thing!
So after that lightning strike yesterday, I didn’t have the nerve to take the charter out tonight… I asked the other more seasoned Capt. Dave to take them out tonight. (yes there’s more than one of us. That’s why I’m “Captain Ohana Dave.”) . For once not a bachelorette party… This is a sweet 16 party… They were all thanking me for bringing a Bluetooth speaker as the amplifier got toasted in the lightning strike.… . This captain Dave was like no big deal and using his iPad to navigate and a portable handheld VHF radio. If he is successful tonight, I’ll take the Friday and Saturday charters….yes, you can call me the “P” word🤪
OMG… The Chart House in Annapolis is my second favorite bar! (SOB being my main bar) 
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Not only do they have blue point oysters, but they have, fresh stuffed blue cheese olives, and Chopin vodka!
OMG… The Chart House in Annapolis is my second favorite bar! (SOB being my main bar) . Not only do they have blue point oysters, but they have, fresh stuffed blue cheese olives, and Chopin vodka!
I feel awkward for posting so much crap to IG which auto posts to FB… but when I stop I get all these text wondering what is up (HS sweet heart Sandra is always on top of that!) . Well this is why!
The drama one is still pumping in my system after today!
The drama one is still pumping in my system after today!
In freaking believable… I got hit by lightning today doing a charter!!!!…. Was very stressful to have so many souls on the boat that I was responsible for when I had no instruments and no idea of the extent of the damage. . The guests all loved it… Were enjoying the fact that they got to help out, as I had to get somebody to get up on bow to holler to a boat in front of us that I need to follow them as I had no radio, lights, electronics …. pouring down rain with very little visibility… On a boat that did not have a protected helm so I was getting soaked up top. . I love my Ohana 😘
I’m always passing y girl when I captain these charters… I feel so unfaithful to her by being on another catamaran! 
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(You always know when she gets jealous or upset w/ me - Something Breaks!)
I’m always passing y girl when I captain these charters… I feel so unfaithful to her by being on another catamaran! . (You always know when she gets jealous or upset w/ me - Something Breaks!)
It’s like every charter I captain is a bachelorette party!
It’s like every charter I captain is a bachelorette party!
Another project for Key West done… Video surveillance installed. Cool camera that lets me talk to anyone, not just record sound!
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Just now that I’m single I have to clean up the mess from installing it…and MAN, almost every cabin
Another project for Key West done… Video surveillance installed. Cool camera that lets me talk to anyone, not just record sound! . Just now that I’m single I have to clean up the mess from installing it…and MAN, almost every cabin and 1 bed torn up from doing it!
So Donna taught me… If I’m the only one laughing, I’m being obnoxious if everybody’s laughing then I’m being funny… . Since I’m the only one sitting here, laughing at myself, does that mean I’m being obnoxious?
For once, I don’t need to be anywhere at any certain time I can just hang out and play with the sails and enjoy retirement… . Did I mention I was now a PADI dive instructor!🤪🤪🎉
Yea, they fixed it! . I’m used to cruising at 6 kn… now 8.5 kn at only 2,200 RPMs: yeah Captain Dave’s gonna be cruising like the power boaters! 🤪
After my sea trial yesterday, stayed out on the hook in the Chester. 
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Came in this morning for the “Piney Narrows Coffee Committee”… We meet every morning at 8:30!
After my sea trial yesterday, stayed out on the hook in the Chester. . Came in this morning for the “Piney Narrows Coffee Committee”… We meet every morning at 8:30!
Yeah, I think I’m no longer a corporate minion!!!
It’s so cool anchoring where I am between the Wednesday sailboat races coming right past me and in the morning watching all the Navy Midshipmen, run and work out… The energy, their synchronization… It’s very picturesque.
Thanks for a connection I made with the service manager of North Sails. I now know to listen to channel 72 on Wednesday night so I know what’s going on… I just did not know I’d be in the middle of the freaking finish line. Holy cow
And it looks like my old marina manager from Pier 7 (Will) was in the lead!!! Looked like he was the captain and almost fricking clipped the front of Ohana! 
(Boat in video was not him… He flew past me before I realized I was in the middle of
Reason why we (@lazygeckosailing) hate doing repairs. The repair takes 10 min…the clean up takes 2hrs!! And you always have to remake a freaking bed in the process!!!
.
Jeremiah has it lucky… 2 helpers & 1 to just sit there and look Generator error was because the impeller error failed!!!… A quick fix! The hardest part is digging underneath the port birth to get the parts! 🚨NEW BLOG JUST DROPPED: NSFW, NSFL (Not Safe for Lawn people)🚨
.
Got struck by lightning, inked my forearm, and now I’m pulling $2K weekends whoring myself out… for boats. (Relax, Mom — humans can’t afford me.)
.
👉 See my
The ex wanted a foot can crusher I had to make the command decision… And man, I hit the nail on the head! …this is the coolest thing!
So after that lightning strike yesterday, I didn’t have the nerve to take the charter out tonight… I asked the other more seasoned Capt. Dave to take them out tonight. (yes there’s more than one of us. That’s why I’m &l
OMG… The Chart House in Annapolis is my second favorite bar! (SOB being my main bar) 
.
Not only do they have blue point oysters, but they have, fresh stuffed blue cheese olives, and Chopin vodka!
I feel awkward for posting so much crap to IG which auto posts to FB… but when I stop I get all these text wondering what is up (HS sweet heart Sandra is always on top of that!)
.
Well this is why!
The drama one is still pumping in my system after today!
In freaking believable… I got hit by lightning today doing a charter!!!!…. Was very stressful to have so many souls on the boat that I was responsible for when I had no instruments and no idea of the extent of the damage.
.
The guests a
I’m always passing y girl when I captain these charters… I feel so unfaithful to her by being on another catamaran! 
.
(You always know when she gets jealous or upset w/ me - Something Breaks!) It’s like every charter I captain is a bachelorette party! Another project for Key West done… Video surveillance installed. Cool camera that lets me talk to anyone, not just record sound!
.
Just now that I’m single I have to clean up the mess from installing it…and MAN, almost every cabin
So Donna taught me… If I’m the only one laughing, I’m being obnoxious if everybody’s laughing then I’m being funny…
.
Since I’m the only one sitting here, laughing at myself, does that mean I’m being
For once, I don’t need to be anywhere at any certain time I can just hang out and play with the sails and enjoy retirement… 
.
Did I mention I was now a PADI dive instructor!🤪🤪🎉
Yea, they fixed it! 
.
I’m used to cruising at 6 kn… now 8.5 kn at only 2,200 RPMs: yeah Captain Dave’s gonna be cruising like the power boaters! 🤪
After my sea trial yesterday, stayed out on the hook in the Chester. 
.
Came in this morning for the “Piney Narrows Coffee Committee”… We meet every morning at 8:30!

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Some of my favorite Services:

  • See Mark Silverstein for new sales and factory certified pre-owned

  • See Steve Madden in Annapolis, MD for A Full Service Marine Company specializing in Boat Refits and Repairs, featuring: Electrical, Electronics, Plumbing, Carpentry, Fiberglass & Paint, Systems, Rigging & Spars, Boom Furlers, and Custom in-house Marine Fabrication for arches, bowsprits, pushpits and pulpits.

  • See Kai to reserve dock space and enjoy the marina w/ a pool and bikes and ALL the nightlife Kent Narrows has to offer.

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500 Piney Narrows Road
Chester, Maryland 21619

Sailing.Yacht.Ohana@gmail.com

Capt. Ohana Dave (410) 489-5555