Escaped the X, Survived the Boat Shows — How Hard Could a Board Be?

MOGAD made me weak, the EX made me crazy, but a month on the water with my son Joe brought me back to life.

Captain Seeks First Mate (No Swiping Required)

- A “Boredom Logging” entry from the deck of Ohana

When your inner monologue has Wi-Fi and no filter.

Beach Bums & Old Chums: “Old Lisa” & Her Trusty Sidekick Living Their Best Lives!

Before: My boat was a work in progress. After: It's still a work in progress, but with more crap to fix!

How I Ended Up with a Million-Dollar Disco Ball… on Water 💡🚤

I was gonna sail to the Bahamas… but I realized cute first mates don’t just fall outta coconut trees!

Found a unicorn once. She married me. Then she escaped… to heaven. Now I’m stuck looking for another. Spoiler: They don’t make ‘em anymore. 🦄💔😅

…Some Nearly Sank Me, the Other Almost Fried Me—Guess Which One Hurt More?” ⚡️💔

My Brain is Fried, My Body is Wired, and My Meds Cost More Than Ohana

Sipping coffee on Ohana w/ a big shit-eating grin, upgrading her, and losing patience for finding a super cute and worthy crew member.

Captain Dave lost at sea? —spiritually, mathematically, and mentally.

Sailing mishaps, boat upgrades, and one very personal question—yeah, it gets weird. 

The Only Thing More Expensive Than A Boat? …A Women Who’d Rather Be on Land !!!

Trifecta of “Bombshells” I’m self-conscious about when meeting women.

Captain of the Board: Not Just Another Old Man Yelling at Boats “THAT’S A NO WAKE ZONE!”